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I’m supposed to be giving a talk in Zurich Switzerland and another a few days later in Dallas TX. I’ve just decided to present them with my best Napoleon Dynamite impression. I’ve also decided to pay homage to Super Troopers and work in the word “meow” as many times as humanly possible.

Anyway, band practice went ok. Although I messed up on every song. My excuse is that my shoes were too tight and it was totally messin with my flow. So we are putting out a 6 song EP digitally and on 8-track. So bust out your g-pa’s crappy player and rock to us all Lo-fi and stuff. Tell everybody it sounds so much better than a CD and it will boost your indie rock creds and your friends will be impressed. Ok, so we are not putting a record out on 8-track. Who would do that??? I’ll tell you who… Justin Bieber. But that’s not even the point. The point is there is music to be made and it’s been almost two years since i recorded a record. And there’s never been a record titled “Hell Toupee” with a picture of a big gnarly toupee on the cover. The time is nigh.